wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
The Piano Guys perform a mashup of “Let It Go” and Vivaldi’s “Winter.”
Welcome to my Court, gentlemen.
The Little Scientist Prince George, Running one of his first experiments, on his own mommy’s hair.
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa
While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing.
|My thoughts before anything:||maybe if i wasn't ugly|
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
Anonymous asked: Why do people think they will be taken seriously by turning their posts into some kinda freeverse slam poetry hour instead of writing in paragraphs like they should have been taught in 5th grade?
because some people express themselves better through art, poetry, etc.
slam poetry is actually quite often about social justice issues, and some very prominent people did slam poetry at one time in their life. Waluigi actually went to see some slam poets last year in college, who read poems about racial issues and it was really cool. it’s an innovative and creative way to get your ideas across.
Waluigi doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that.